Let Us Give Thanks

Monologuing

Monologuing with Mads Mitch

Comedy

5.0 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

This week’s episode, Let Us Give Thanks, is stuffed fuller than a Christmas stocking. I’m sharing your all-time favorite gifts as inspo, along with the oddly specific things we’re all grateful for—like me narrowly avoiding a pyramid scheme in my early 20s. It’s festive, funny, and full of feel-good chaos. Thanks for tuning in to Monologuing — where your drama becomes my monologue. Whether you’re here for the gossip, the giggles, or just to hear me overshare, I’m so glad you pulled up a seat. If you enjoy the show, follow/subscribe, leave a quick review, and share an episode with a friend who loves a good story. You keep the curtain going up each week. Follow me! Watch on YouTube: youtube.com/@MonologuingPod Discord: https://discord.gg/AFDkY4Zu Merch: https://madsmitch.com/ Podcast Insta: @monologuingpod My Tiktok: @mad_mitch My IG: @madsmitch

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats.
0:03.2	The show is about to begin.
0:11.8	I am so viscerally afraid of accidentally texting the chief of police.
0:18.1	Kind of weird, that's all she wrote.
0:21.6	You are in my thoughts and prayers in perpetuity.
0:26.4	Now mind you, I don't even have the chief of police's phone number, and why would I?
0:33.4	Hello everyone and welcome back to monologging.
0:36.6	I'm Mads Midge and I'm your host today and always because well,
0:40.1	quite frankly, this is literally my podcast. So who else is going to host it? Happy freaking Monday.
0:46.6	It is Monday, November. Oh God, I have to check because I'm I'm recording this so far in advance
0:53.0	because I'm so proactive. It is Monday
0:55.3	November 24th. What do I have that? Oh, I have Friendsgiving that day. That's what's on my calendar.
1:02.5	And by Friendsgiving, I mean just me and Gretchen going out to dinner. But I'm excited nonetheless.
1:07.8	But yes, happy Monday, November 24th, more formally known as Gretchen and Maddie's
1:14.6	Friendsgiving. I hope you had a fabulous weekend. I hope you're feeling well-rested and
1:18.0	rejuvenated and ready to tackle whatever life might throw at you this week. And I don't think
1:22.3	that that's asking too much of your favorite podcast host. Oh, deep breath. Okay. I am feeling fabulous right now.
1:30.7	I'm feeling really fabulous right now, okay?
1:32.7	Because I'm sitting here with my gargantuan ice coffee, my fat ass ice coffee in front of me.
1:41.7	And she contains Chobani peppermint mocha creamer. Yay.
1:49.5	Yay. Guys, I had this like life changing experience this past week at Whole Foods.
1:55.6	I usually Whole Foods is like, I don't know if anyone else is like this, but like when I go
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