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The Basement Yard

Let's Talk Politics... Kinda

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2016

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, I'm talking about my injury, the presidential race, and more! Do you actually read this stuff? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard. It is Monday October 10th and I actually am alone this time but have no fear

0:07.3

I have some shit to talk about first of all this is actually

0:12.7

breaking news

0:14.7

Not that you care too much about this breaking news, but I literally just got off the phone with my doctor and I have a

0:22.6

High-grade

0:24.8

partial tear in my ACL

0:27.8

So fuck me I am crippled. It's official. I am crippled until I get surgery

0:36.6

I guess I don't know I'm not actually crippled because I could walk or like here's my thing right one of my biggest fears is

0:42.6

surgery and it's not because of

0:45.0

Pain or whatever I just don't like the idea wow my voice is cracked good night

0:49.3

I don't like the idea of being put under and

0:52.9

Just fucking you're just sleeping and they're working on your body like it's just weird like I just don't like it, you know

0:59.5

but

1:00.5

It you know I just don't want to get surgery because I

1:05.1

Can walk around right now and I'm fine and you know, I'm not I can't like

1:10.1

Play a game of football on the street like run around and juke and whatever but I can move I can you know

1:15.0

I could ride a bike I can walk around I can go up steps down step like I have no pain whatsoever

1:20.9

The only pain that I have is my leg is fully extended and it's like in the front of my knee and you know

1:26.1

They I took an MRI and they said that

1:28.8

It's a high-grade partial tear in my ACL which means it's anywhere from 50 to 75% torn. It's not completely torn, but it's fucked

1:37.0

But if I want to play sports again, I mean I asked my doctor if I can you know just rehab it because I've been working on the at the gym

1:45.4

with my new trainer

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