Welcome back to the basement yard. It is Monday October 3rd and I am alone today and I am lying.

I am with a med. Hello, how you guys doing?

We're a mod for all the people who yell at me saying I pronounce your name wrong.

No, it's a med. Yes, it's a med.

Who yells at you? I wish everyone could have seen your face just now when I was like,

I am alone. He looked at me like, should I leave?

Before we get started, I just wanted to share this. I did share it on my Snapchat.

Story, right? Because that's what the kids do.

No, but today I went to go I plugged in my phone. I don't buy Apple Chargers because they're flimsy as fuck.

I buy this like off. I don't know if they're off brand, but like this weird

fucking company they're called Belkin and I use them because they're like thicker wire or whatever.

Yeah, and they have worked for worked for me for a while and I was like, all right, cool.

And then today I plug my phone in and when I go to take it out the metal part that goes into your

charger port, whatever you want, it just stays in my phone and the fucking wire just detaches.

That's happened to me a few times. That's pretty rough.

I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And it, yo, it took me forever to get it out of my phone.

I thought I was like, forget I need a phone. When I had that problem, I had to use like a pair of

fucking tweezers and I plucked it right out, but dude, I got my charger from 7-11. I don't know how much

you spent. No, I think it was like 15 bucks or something on Amazon. That's out of my

personal interest. I Amazon everything. That's Amazon Amazon. Like I won't get it at all.

I bought my car on Amazon overnight shipping. By the way, Amazon Prime, amazing. Anyway,

but yeah, this fucking thing, and I go on to talk about how we fucking like Samsung or Android,

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