Well, howdy there internet people, it's Bell again.

So today we're going to talk about cats, politics, and Vance.

Yes, this is going to be a really weird story.

So stay with me on this.

Or if you prefer, you can just get this story later from somebody talking about how their

neighbor's daughter's friend heard about it.

You might have seen a bunch of memes floating around of

Trump hugging various animals, mostly cats. They appear to be AI generated, which

makes sense because Trump famously did not have pets.

The question, obviously, is why are there images of Trump grabbing the cats showing up and what does this have to do with Haiti?

If there's something weird in the Republican Party, obviously, check their vice presidential

nominees Twitter.

Where Vance's weird tweet says, quote,

months ago, I raised the issue of Haitian illegal immigrants

draining social services and generally causing chaos all over Springfield, Ohio.

Reports now show that people have had their pets abducted and eaten by people who shouldn't be in this country.

Okay, so let's start with this.

The cops in Springfield say no such thing is happening

and from statements, they seem kind of irritated and

bothered by the way the community is being cast. A statement from the

investigations commander said, quote, we wish to clarify that there have been no

credible reports or specific claims of pets being harmed, injured, or

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