Let's hope the Palestinians don't want to hide bombs in your ice cream stores

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2021

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

This week it's a couple of Classic Cult news stories as conservatives, including one feisty Sheriff, lose their entire minds when the Cleveland baseball team gets less racist

also, Ben & Jerry's says it won't sell their tasty frozen treats to Israeli settlers, so the heads of state accuse them of terrorism

Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and you'll get a bonus episode every week, instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content, and Tony's new 9-1-1 podcast, Last Responders

Music: Entombed - Demon

Transcript

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll show exactly what it looks like when you're
0:27.6	all there in our environmental stuff. Stay tuned.
0:32.6	All right, I'm Alexander Edward.
0:36.6	And I'm Tony Boswell.
0:37.9	We're a minion death cult. The world is ending. Ice cream terrorism is responsible. We're documenting it.
0:46.6	Hey, everybody. It's your show for the week. Thanks for listening. Hey, you had a lot of podcasts to choose from, and I'm sure you listened to all those ones first.
0:57.2	But thanks for settling for us afterwards.
1:00.1	But you're here now, and I'm happy. I'm happy that you made time.
1:03.8	We have just a classic app of MDC today, just pitched right down the center at the kind of content we crave on this show.
1:16.7	Before we get into that, though, how was your weekend, Tony?
1:19.3	How are you doing?
1:20.5	I'm awesome.
1:21.4	I had a fantastic weekend.
1:23.5	Really was able to enjoy myself and had a killer weekend.
1:31.7	Saw entry on Friday and entry fucking rules.
1:33.4	I had never heard of them.
1:38.5	I think you sent me a video of them or you posted it on Twitter or something like that.
1:39.8	It looked pretty good.
1:41.5	Yeah, check out entry.
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