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Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2021

⏱️ 4 minutes

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This week it's a recap of Alexander's wacky, wildest workday yet in which his center manager cleans blood off the floor of Alex's Package car

Also, we visit Real Raw News and find out which celebrity pedophile the military is executing this time

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0:00.0	So one article caught my eye here in particular, and it was military executes Tom Hanks.
0:09.2	This was posted yesterday.
0:12.5	So I guess it slipped under the radar, apparently.
0:16.3	I mean, yeah, I can't imagine why the mainstream media didn't want to cover this.
0:20.5	But yeah, military executes Tom Hanks. Yeah, I can't imagine why the mainstream media didn't want to cover this.
0:26.1	But, yeah, military executes Tom Hanks, their golden boy.
0:33.7	And I just want to say, finally got him back for that Cleveland Guardian's narration commercial.
0:36.1	They didn't wait for that one.
0:37.0	That's for sure.
0:38.4	We got him, folks.
0:40.4	How dare he?
0:41.6	That was overnight.
0:42.4	That was nuts.
0:44.1	Thought he could get away with it.
0:49.2	Get away with narrating an ad for a baseball team changing their name. Do you think you can just erase history?
0:52.1	You're going to get erased bub?
0:53.8	Yeah.
0:54.5	Okay. Military executes erased, Bub. Yeah. Okay.
0:55.1	Military executes Tom Hanks.
0:57.8	Actor Tom Hanks has left the earth.
1:00.0	Put to death by a military tribunal that found him guilty of pedophilia and child endangerment.
1:06.8	What?
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