Let's Go Streaking w/ Johnny Pemberton | First Date with Lauren Compton

First Date with Lauren Compton

YMH Studios

Sexuality, Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 900 Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2024

⏱️ 36 minutes

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SPONSORS: - Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code DATE. New customers can bet just FIVE BUCKS to get TWO HUNDRED INSTANTLY IN BONUS BETS. -Go to https://Quince.com/firstdate for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. - Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://RocketMoney.com/date This week on First Date, Lauren Compton welcomes actor and comedian Johnny Pemberton! The date opens with a rounding discussion about colostomy bags, because of course it does, before leading into the pro's and con's of single life. They then talk about casual dating and how the sound of a woman's voice can be a complete dealbreaker for Johnny. The pair also get into remembering exes names, virgins, hot pirates, social media, the downfall of civil society, loud sex, bribing cops, kinky cuffs, plus having sex on a ride at Disneyland, and a very sweet gesture. Enjoy! https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com First Date with Lauren Compton Ep. 31 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:27.9	coke.
0:29.0	I've offered a cop to flash my tips. Are you serious? Oh yeah, I'm like, I'll show you my tis if you let me go.
0:35.1	What do you say? No. What if he's like, hi, I'm a fuck boy. I'm interested in being a fuck boy. Yeah. And would you be like oh no thank you?
0:44.0	We're like oh yeah could use a little bit of fuck boy for a month.
0:46.0	I'm so excited to see you tonight. First day, baby, I can't wait. First day, I can't wait.
1:10.2	Welcome back to another episode of First Date with me as your host, Lauren Compton. My guest today is a very funny actor, comedian, and podcaster.
1:14.4	You can see him on the upcoming Prime video series fallout.
1:18.0	And he is also performing a one-man show calling, I'm going to try not to ruin this it's a mouthful
1:23.4	Minnesota reggae colostomy bag did I say that right say it right okay
1:30.3	and right enough colostomy bag. Kallostomy a bag.
1:33.0	In Chicago, February 14th to the 17th.
1:36.0	Johnny Pemberton.
1:37.0	Hi.
1:38.0	Hi.
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