Let’s Do Medium Maycember with Rachel Feintzeig

Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness

Kim Holderness

Holderness Podcast, Self-improvement, Parenting, 40s, Laugh Line, Gen X, Penn Holderness, Laugh Lines, The Laugh Line, 50s, Kim Holderness, Aging, Getting Older, Humor, The Holderness Family, Marriage, Education

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🗓️ 12 May 2026

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

If your family calendar currently looks like a game of Tetris designed by a sleep-deprived raccoon… welcome to Maycember. It's called Maycember because it's busy like December without any of the fun twinkle lights. But here’s a little secret: Penn and I are almost out of Maycember… and it’s kind of amazing.

We talk about what it’s like to finally reach the other side of the chaos and why, for those of you currently crying in a school parking lot while hot-gluing a costume together, there really is a light at the end of the tunnel. Penn and I also talk with award-winning journalist Rachel Feintzeig, whose New York Times essay about “considering underachieving” made parents everywhere feel deeply seen. Should we all be shooting for a Medium Maycember? We say yes.

We introduce our GPA scale (General Parental Anxiety) and rank Maycember activities from “totally manageable” to “absolutely not” - and somehow we end the episode talking about a Beastie Boys parody song about charging cords. As one does. If you’re deep in Maycember right now — hang in there... one day you will have a chill May. We promise. We love to hear from you! Leave us a message at 323-364-3929 or write the show at podcast@theholdernessfamily.com. You can also watch our podcast on YouTube.

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Laugh Lines with Kim & Penn Holderness is an evolution of The Holderness Family Podcast, which began in 2018. Kim and Penn Holderness are award-winning online content creators known for their original music, song parodies, comedy sketches, and weekly podcasts. Their videos have resulted in over three billion views and over nine million followers since 2013. Penn and Kim are also authors of the New York Times Bestselling Books, ADHD Is Awesome: A Guide To (Mostly) Thriving With ADHD and All You Can Be With ADHD. They were also winners on The Amazing Race (Season 33) on CBS.

Laugh Lines is hosted and executive produced by Kim Holderness and Penn Holderness, with original music by Penn Holderness. Laugh Lines is also written and produced by Ann Marie Taepke, and edited and produced by Sam Allen. It is hosted by Acast. Thanks for listening!

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0:00.0	Sometimes our stupid videos bring people together.
0:03.5	It's our gift.
0:04.6	Can we make a medium maysember?
0:07.4	Like, are there things that we can truly give up?
0:10.7	Your Maysember GPA, GPA being your general parental anxiety.
0:16.4	Finally, a GPA that I can just like nails.
0:19.6	Yeah, we get older every day. Got more wrinkles, that's nail. Yeah, we get older every day.
0:22.1	Got more wrinkles, that's okay.
0:24.1	Yeah, we're laughing when we age.
0:26.2	Life is like a comedy stage.
0:29.8	And that's what we got laugh lines.
0:36.1	Hey, everybody.
0:36.6	I'm Kim Holderness.
0:37.3	And I'm Ben Holderness. Welcome to Laughlines.
0:39.4	Okay. If you've ever forgotten totally that it's your kid's spirit week. And today in particular,
0:45.0	in which it was Wacky Tacky Hat Day and you had to sit there on carpool and fashion a wacky hat out of
0:50.5	like chewing gum and a ball cap that you had in the backseat, were your people.
0:55.6	I'm having flashbacks of wacky, tacky day.
0:58.1	It's usually pretty easy.
0:59.2	They usually just went into my closet, stole all of my ties that were pretty expensive
1:04.3	and then got crap all over them and I could never use them again.
1:07.5	Yeah.
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