What is up everybody? This is Bob Gucci and this is the Bob Gucci show. I am in the living room. I forgot a...

Dude, my water's all the way over there. Fuck. Every time. No video this week. If you want video, if you want to see my dumbass,

head over to HB3. A couple episodes out this week. We're going to have another episode out on

Thursday. And the Bob Gucci show, it's pretty much going to be on video when I'm not traveling. Okay,

that's what we're going to do. Over here at the program, welcome into the program.

There's a lot going on in the world. I don't know how to buy. I don't know how to shop.

And like, I'm in my 30s. It's like, I don't know how to fucking shop, dude. Like, I just, you can't get shit online.

People are like, dude, just fucking order a bunch of shit online.

If it doesn't work, send it back.

I don't want to do all that.

Like, I don't want to do all that.

That's crazy, dude.

Like, as a man, I'm not about to, like, get a bunch.

First of all, as a man, I'm not about to order, like, 10 pairs of pants and be doing a

fucking hall sesh in my living room by myself, just trying on pants.

It's just not going to happen.

Like, I'm just not going to do it. I'm not going to happen like I'm just not going to do it

I'm not going to do it behind closed doors like that like they say that you are who you are when

no one's looking well guess what like I'm you know who I'm not I'm not going to be about I'm not

about to be in my living room,

taking my pants off and putting my pants back on 10 times to be like,

oh, do these fit?

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