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The Rob Gucci Show

Rob Gucci

Improv, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Society, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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this show is now on YouTube at YouTube.com/@robguccishow if you want to see me sit in my 11 sq ft kitchen and conduct the show. Upcoming HB3 tour tickets are all right here: https://homeby3.shop/pages/tour Follow me: X: x.com/heatdaddy69420 Instagram: instagram.com/robbywgucci Support the show

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0:00.0	God damn it.
0:07.4	Cricky.
0:08.3	My audio is not on.
0:09.5	Here we go.
0:10.3	Test three.
0:11.6	There we go.
0:12.8	What is up,
0:13.4	everybody?
0:14.0	Welcome into the Rob Gucci show.
0:15.8	Welcome to a rare edition of the Rob Gucci show.
0:19.2	Where I'm doing this in the middle of the day, which is really rare,
0:24.2	which it shouldn't be rare because I don't have a fucking job. So shout out to the all
0:29.7	eight people listening to this. I've gum in my mouth right now. I'm going to take it out
0:33.7	and put it on a piece of paper.
0:39.5	This is the Rob Cucci show, everybody.
0:41.2	A lot of news today, a lot of breaking news today.
0:43.2	Terry Roseer making $160 million in his NBA career, but deciding to throw NBA games for $10,000.
0:54.5	That makes sense.
0:55.5	Listen, I'm not a math guy, but that doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
1:02.5	We have people in the Scottish Premier League cross-checking each other directly in the fucking head.
1:10.0	And we have a lot of breaking news today. You know, it's funny, the FBI,
1:17.8	they get up in the middle of it. They're like, they have this whole press conference.
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