What's up? Happy Tuesday. It is January 18th, 2022. You're listening to the Lisa

Page made me do it podcast. Special shout out to my mother aka memes aka marzi yep today's a

today's a birthday she's 72 I think happy birthday Marzi she is single and

ready to mingle.

She's the most flaming hot cougar you've ever seen.

I mean a 72 year old cougar.

She never dated really, you know, I wouldn't have been mad if she met a guy, you know, and started something else, started dating, but she never really did. Now it's funny because she does have

this guy John I'm convinced he has a crush on her I'm convinced. First of all he's

like 53 or something yeah that's what I said. She's 72. He's 50 something. And the

backstory of that little friendship is that my mom met this guy John through my brother who's 36?

I don't know where John fits in here,

as far as age range goes,

but Brandon met John, they were friends for years and years and years.

And then my brother moved down to Texas about, I don't know,

five years ago, I think, four years ago, five years ago.

And John was still in Connecticut and I think that, you know, as a

favor to my brother, he was like, I'll watch out for your mom.

You know, I got her, I got her.

And ever since then, my mom and John are like attached at the hip but not romantically and I always say to her I'm like mom you gotta get with John he likes you like John

John likes her.

If my mom said to John, I want to date you,

he'd be all about it.

...