Less Hating, More Fellating feat. Nicole Byer

Girls Gotta Eat

Ashley Hesseltine

Relationships, Society & Culture, Dating, Comedy, Sex, 977170

4.6 • 29.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2020

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

We started the year with Fuck More Cry Less and while it still applies, we're throwing a new one your way: Less Hating, More Fellating. We're joined by comedian Nicole Byer to chat about dates gone wrong, blowjob and 69 tips, body positivity, haters, and more. We're also discussing the Call Her Daddy controversy, our latest sexual fantasies (including outfit details), updates on Ashley's bush and Rayna's porn watching habits, and listener submissions of the first thing you all are doing out of quarantine. We hope you enjoy!

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0:00.0	Why do we have this pure tanical view on sex that it's like a thing that you don't talk about?
0:04.4	I like talking about it. I like it. I'm a pussy dipped in. Like why not tell people?
0:22.8	Hi guys.
0:24.0	Welcome back to another episode of Girls Gotta Eat. Happy Memorial Day!
0:30.0	You guys coming to beach, you got big pants, big barbecues, a bunch of fucking people.
0:36.0	What's up? Can't wait to have a sick party in my apartment from a moral day with Jess Mehl.
0:40.0	Oh my god. It's the unofficial start of summer. You guys are thriving.
0:44.0	I'm also just obviously shout out to anyone that's listening that has ever served in any branch of our US military.
0:48.0	We are thinking about you. Always gotta remember what moral day is really about.
0:52.0	I'm not sure if you're reminding me because I literally forget all the time.
0:54.0	It's a called Memorial Day. It's a Memorial Day.
0:58.0	I'm sorry since she's another damn law fork I get to drink.
1:02.0	No, it's more than that. So thank you guys for your service.
1:06.0	If you're listening or you know thinking of you that have lost somebody in our military.
1:10.0	But regardless, summer is here and it's still a pandemic. So what's up, Week 10?
1:16.0	We passed day 69.
1:18.0	Oh my god.
1:20.0	We did pass day 69. Jenny Jones got fucked on day 69.
1:26.0	She even posted in our Facebook group. So it's not a big secret.
1:30.0	But she had sex on a balcony day 69 of the pandemic because she's an icon.
1:34.0	Icon. Okay. Also balcony sex is the best.
1:38.0	Okay. I had sex right outside of the flat iron building on a balcony in broad daylight.
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