Leslie Liao - USB Yourself

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.6 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Leslie Liao (Tour dates) stops by as Randy describes a couple that got caught having sex on a flight, Daniel explains how a Japanese government official drunkenly lost an important USB drive during a night out, and Jason warns against jumping off of a cruise ship to avoid paying gambling debts, and so much more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Great show today. Leslie and I act out watching people do sex acts on a plane.
0:04.9	It'll make sense if you watch. I promise. I promise. And then some dude makes the biggest mistake of his life losing a USB stick.
0:10.5	And one guy doesn't want to pay, but does like swimming. It all happens on this episode of Dumb People Town.
0:20.0	Dan and Ran and Jay will share
0:21.9	Tales of folk so unaware they lack in grace and sometimes choose
0:25.8	The life they choose will make the news
0:27.9	Breaking down each epic fail in Florida
0:30.6	There's half-rice bail I'm happy to say they
0:33.7	Couldn't make this up
0:36.2	So listen to our podcast,
0:38.6	with co-host our man Dan.
0:41.3	Man, dirt, don't be a jerk.
0:43.3	Because when the music, which the funny hits,
0:46.0	and we are gonna take you down.
0:48.6	Stick around, make a sound, hunger down is Dump People Town.
0:53.8	Hey, Tadies, welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town Hey Tadies,
0:54.4	welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town. Population, you? Population, Liao. Leslie Liao. Yes, I'm here to Dumb I'm so happy. We're all dumb. We're all so stupid and dumb. We were talking outside before we came and she's like, people send you the stories. I was like, yeah, but like, do you also ever see them?
1:12.1	And I'm like, I used to the stories. I was like, yeah, but like, do you also ever see them?
1:12.1	And I'm like, I used to, but then I realized I might as well just go to where everybody sent him. But Randy sometimes will, I feel like you guys run into dumb stories a lot. Because I think on your like group, you have a lot of like groups you're part of where people are like check out this stupid. Send stuff to us. weird stuff and then I investigate like
1:27.3	I'm a dumb investigator.
1:28.8	But this is now your algorithm.
1:30.6	Oh, that out this stupid. Send stuff to us. And then I investigate. Like, I'm a dumb investigator.
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