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Dumb People Town

Carmen Christopher - My Uncle The Beachball

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.85.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and actor Carmen Christopher (The Bear) stops by as Daniel describes how a Brazilian woman married a rag doll, Randy explains how bulls escaped from a rodeo, and Jason warns against chugging Tabasco sauce and challenging people to a fight, and so much more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

On today's episode of Dumb People Town, we've got a woman married to a man.

0:05.5

We've got Bulls on parade and we've got a guy who brings Tabasco to a knife fight.

0:11.1

You don't want to miss it.

0:12.6

It's Dump People Town with Carmen Christopher.

0:18.3

Dan and ran and Jay will share tales of folk so unaware they lack and grace and sometimes choose the life they choose

0:25.2

We'll make the news breaking down each epic fail in Florida there's half-price bail I'm happy to say they

0:31.9

Couldn't make this up

0:35.0

So listen to our podcast jam with co-host our man Dan.

0:39.4

Van Derk, don't be a jerk.

0:41.4

Because when the music, which the funny hits and we are going to take you down.

0:46.5

Stick around, make a sound, hunger down, you stomp people town.

0:51.9

Tonnies, before we get into this episode, we have a little baby puppy in the Van Kirk family,

0:56.7

a little beagle by the name of Maisie Louise.

0:59.5

And I love it because one of my favorite things in the holidays is taking pictures of our

1:04.5

family pets with Santa hats on.

1:07.1

Everybody loves that.

1:08.6

It makes everybody smile.

1:09.9

Pets are our holiday gift to us well guess what you can

1:15.5

also do a little bit of holiday giving through chewy that's why i'm joining the chui clause they're

1:20.0

out there making pet wishes come true from november 4th until december 24th you can share your

1:24.8

pet's wish at chui dot com slash chewy clause that's C-L-A-U-S.

1:29.5

It could become real, and it helps others too.

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