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Inside the Closet

Lesbian Hunger Games

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2018

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

#InsideTheCloset is brought to you this week by Canada. Matteo's in Montreal after visiting Bob the Drag Queen, and he calls in to tell us about missing Kike, using Pokemon to fill the void left by sex, and making over his instagram. Emma's got her sexual mojo back, and has a plan ready to trick Lindsay Lohan into loving her that involves a group vacation to Mykonos. We also find out it takes more than 3 gays to remember an email password, so Emma and Matteo are answering each other's questions.   Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/     Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/   Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior   Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC   Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com   See Emma Live this weekend! - http://www.comixmohegansun.com/event/a9dfc06f18d8db628fe5d3db65120e01   See Matteo Live for the next 3 weeks! - https://www.hahaha.com/en/show/ethnic-show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet. Inside the closet.

0:06.0

All right, we're back.

0:10.0

Hey, hi. How you doing?

0:14.0

Hello everybody.

0:15.0

I feel like to go to Montreal and my bathroom doesn't work.

0:18.0

But yes, Mateos at an Airbnb in Montreal for the just for Last Festival where he's where you'll be for three weeks.

0:27.4

Three weeks so if you live in Montreal and you want to come see me come to the ethnic show. It's basically every single night a club soda.

0:34.1

Okay so it's at the same club every night. Have you guys done a show yet? No, tonight's

0:39.1

our first night. Last time I got in and had dinner with Trana Winter, who's a great comic here in Montreal.

0:45.0

And today I've already woken up grocery shops.

0:50.0

Good for you.

0:52.0

Well, because the thing is, like, comics were always on the road and if you do a hotel for a weekend,

0:59.0

that's fine, but I'm someone who I work out, I make my meals you know you want to have some semblance of your life yeah

1:07.2

Right so if I'm gonna be here for three weeks. I'm like I that that would mean I'd be eating out every single day which is like what's

1:14.1

so expensive even if it's forty dollars minimum it's not good for me who knows what I'm

1:18.5

eating I just it was too expensive so I was like I spent $80 on groceries today that's going to last

1:24.1

me a week and a half. Right and you'll be eating healthier because one thing I did

1:28.1

on you know updating on the gout chronicles I've been like looking back on things and what I what I would do when I was traveling

1:35.3

was I would get like peanut butter I can't believe I'm looking back on stuff and it's like I just can't believe

1:43.8

How unhealthy it did not even with not drinking and like my weight was the same but so it wasn't

1:48.0

bugging me but weight doesn't mean you're healthy I would get peanut butter and jelly or I'd get salami and cheese and then

1:55.6

bread and then like I'd eat that like for my like snack like and I'd get cereal

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