Finishing Kathy Griffin

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2018

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Happy 4th if July! New York is melting. With our producer out of town, we’re meeting at Matteo’s apartment to record. Please excuse any ambient noise. Emma is still dead set on trying out for the amazing race, and Matteo’s new favorite show is Ghost Adventures. Plus, more on Kathy Griffin. Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.
0:05.0	Inside the closet.
0:08.0	In the middle of us, bitching about the amazing race, Emma's phone just stopped recording. But I had you know the thing the thing
0:15.8	the what reality show would I do do the British Bake-Off the great British
0:19.8	Bake-Off even though I'm not British, and you win nothing.
0:24.1	You win no money.
0:24.9	You win nothing on that?
0:25.9	No, you win like a, they like, you won, hip-pip!
0:28.2	And then they like have like a party for you.
0:30.4	How could we get you on that show?
0:32.4	I should learn how to bake better.
0:34.0	My sister could be on that show, but I don't know that I could be on that.
0:37.0	Would you ever, if you were single, would you do a bachelor where men were like trying to date you?
0:42.0	No, that sounds horrific.
0:43.8	It's my idea.
0:44.8	I would love that.
0:45.6	I have no interest in being out of control.
0:49.4	I literally.
0:50.4	You really think that you want to go on a show where you're in zero control and you're the guinea pig and that other people are going to edit you however they want?
0:58.0	For if I was doing the bachelorette and it was just like 20 women and then I got to like marry one of them.
1:03.4	Oh, line up ladies.
1:05.8	What do you have to offer me?
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