Hey, the bird show time to get buzzed on the hot goss from Hollywood with Abby. It's the bird shows entertainment bus

So I'm a pretty devastating birthday coming up on Saturday. I'm turning 26 years old

Which means I'll officially be too old for Leonardo DiCaprio

You got a couple of days. Is there anything that we can do to get you guys together?

Leo, if you're listening, I would love the chance to be your side piece be

a girl that you DM just then mo me money. That's really all I could ask for. I'm just super curious like this is a total leap of faith

Let's just say we did right and Leonardo hits us back takes a look at your picture and goes

Yeah, I would really like to hang out with her for the next week. Would you really be into it? Oh absolutely

I mean just for the plot. Yeah, I mean who the story girl would it would you like to hang out with an a list actor that could take you on a yacht fly you out to

Abiza. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, I tell Bart. I mean like listen. I know we're married, but it's for the show

It's for the show. I was with Bart yesterday. I think he greenlight it

Yeah, so Leo, if you're listening if you're watching on the bird show Facebook is could be all your

Saturday shoot is shoot, but anyway entertainment tonight said that I actually might have a chance after Saturday because

he was spotted out at Coachella with another famous a listers X Bradley Cooper's X

Eurena shake who is 37 years old. This is huge growth for Leo. That's massive growth. This is massive growth

I was a little bummed. She's still a super model, but what if she's beautiful

I mean like he's really not sacrificing anything here. I mean like you could have me, but like Eurena shake I get it

I was a little bum from a drama standpoint because I'm thinking to myself does he have any beef

With Bradley Cooper like is this him trying to get back at at Bradley

And I haven't been able to find anything. I was kind of hoping this would be like a like a tomboy or like a gazelle sleeping with

Wrong type of situation. Yeah, that happened

But unfortunately, there's no drama there. I did look at Dumas and I did see that he was actually hanging out with some 25 year olds in New York

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