What's up guys? Look, I got hurt in the skating with that board right there that Danny's holding. I don't know why you'd bring that around me right now. Why would you do that? Leo, you're pretty close to looking like the graphic on this board. You came close. If that thing was, say, a four foot, maybe a five foot ramp. Yeah. This is how you would look. It's a skull for people who are just listening. Instead, it was a two foot ramp that just a night. I mean, it took me out, boys.

Call me.

I'm him right now. World Series over. Game over. I got to go off season, just hating myself. Yeah. I'm hating myself. Until you heal up and you drop back

in. That's your way of fixing the offseason blues. I'm trying to think of the amount of money I

would need to be it to drop back in. Dude, it's it is so crazy because almost every boy grows up

getting on some sort of board, whether it's probably a skateboard, maybe a

snow or a wakeboard. And I just can't comprehend that you were a complete board virgin.

Yeah. And you couldn't navigate the nearly non-existent challenge of dropping in on two feet

of transition. You're right. Well, let me explain how that happened. Is it, isn't it a curious

thing, isn't it, that how that happened? Okay. Looks, isn't it curious to you? The ramp was literally

this high. Well, I'm going to be out level. Here's the thing. I'm more of a street skater myself, so I think I can get avert. It's a little bit. It's weird. It wasn't vert. It was about as curved as I don't know probably the upward trajectory of my penis

not much curve there very flat I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt here

look it was curved is, I don't know, probably the upward trajectory of my penis. Not much curve there, very flat.

I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt here.

Look, it was pathetic.

It was a pathetic fall.

But this is why it happened.

Because when I was a young little boy, I was four years old, I had extreme muscle tone.

And I was hitting baseballs in T-ball.

Why'd you have to add that?

Because I was way bigger and stronger than the other boys.

Okay?

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