A Real Crackhead
The Leo & Danny Show
Leo Dottavio & Danny Mullen
3.5 • 983 Ratings
🗓️ 27 January 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | So we have our friend from the LA comedy scene, Sean T. Mahoney. Not to be confused with |
| 0:06.1 | Sean W. Mahoney or Sean H. Mahoney. Yeah. This is Sean T stand for, by the way. |
| 0:12.0 | T stands for Timothy. Okay. All right. Timothy, Sean, Timothy Mahoney. |
| 0:17.6 | That's, uh, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what I thought. I'm not going to say. But hey, check this out, |
| 0:21.9 | Sean T. Leo, when I asked him if we had any guests on the podcast for this week, told me we had a crackhead coming. |
| 0:30.8 | Wow. Well, yeah, I, yes. And then you right after said, oh, Sean. That's not true. That's how you said it. |
| 0:38.2 | I said, is this some guy you picked up on Hollywood Boulevard in the middle of the night? Basically, yes. No. Well, yeah, I mean, Sean T. We did meet him on Hollywood Boulevard. We met him on Hollywood Boulevard. Yes. Comedy establishment. Yeah. Sean T's here. Shanty, we've done a lot of shows with you, a lot of open mics with you. |
| 0:55.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:55.5 | You, uh, you're from Rhode Island. |
| 0:58.0 | Yes. As you, anybody who has seen him perform comedy for even as much as 30 seconds. Yes. You could be getting up and walking out of the club or going to the bathroom when he gets up there. You will know that he comes from Block Island, Rhode Island. That's two islands, people. people that's fucking two and then you will also that he comes from block island yeah road island that's two islands people |
| 1:11.5 | that's fucking two and then you will also hear at some point that you used to smoke crack is that |
| 1:16.5 | correct 13 years straight 13 years you were smoking crack i smoked crack from 1982 to |
| 1:22.6 | 1995 consistently damn that was my childhood while i was in my infancy shanty Mahoney was just cooking up that crack. Hey, what's up, Atalia? And not bad to look at, huh, Shanty? No, not bad at all. Yeah, she's a, she's a cutie pie. Sorry, Talia. That was sexual harassment. Yeah, it's common here. Yeah. It's a little sexual harassment. She's nice. She's, you know, very, very lovely, which she's, Yeah she chews it out. Unfortunately, I thought that I was trying to, like, get one of these people to move in, you know, that I met, that Asian kid. But then I think he watched the pod and he just, he said no. I think we scared him off. Oh, really? So people, so let's just give Sean T. The rundown real quick. We call this the transnest because there are at least two transgendered people on site at all times. Okay. There's been domestic violence that has unfolded in the attic. Nice. Also, one of our friends slipped up and did gay shit. In the attic, yeah. A straight guy slipped up and did gay shit we're looking |
| 2:19.8 | for a roommate oh they're looking for a roommate right shaw t you need a place to live around here no no |
| 2:23.7 | thank you're actually close by it's very kind of you it's really fun says brooks listen you know |
| 2:29.2 | this house would throw me into a it would take two days and I'd be in the attic abusing someone and smoking |
| 2:35.6 | crack yes that'd be right and you'd be like why did we rent this to shan t mahoney we knew he was a crack |
| 2:41.5 | where's the baking soda in the laundry room where did it go yeah i think that joke makes sense you |
| 2:46.1 | could very much so yeah yeah okay baking soda is the way to go how do you make crack well i'm gonna tell you |
| 2:51.9 | one ounce of crack to six grams bacon soda okay so you take the one ounce of powdered cocaine can you |
| 2:59.3 | show me or explain how much one ounce would look like one ounce is 28 grams it would fit in my hand |
| 3:04.7 | how high would the ant hill be in your handhill would probably be four and a half inches hot. |
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