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Welcome folks. Today, three of those humans in my cell will be improvising. Obviously,

that doesn't get it to me at Matt Besser on Twitter, other places too. We got all sorts

of different sources for the improv today. But let me introduce the best improvisers in

the universe. Pam Murphy, welcome back to the show. Oh, thank you for having us. This

is your first live stream, though, perhaps? Yes, it is. It definitely is. So you knew you're

going to rock that shirt. You said this is very colorful. That's good for the black background.

Yeah. That's why we're the red hat. Okay, Pam. I don't know if you've done the show since

we've asked the viewers or listeners viewers. One more time. Viewers to give us questions.

No. Well, get ready. It's not it's not pointed at use. I don't think. Oh, yeah, I don't

think they have. They're going to get you. It's not gotcha questions. Okay. All right.

What was the meanest nickname you gave or were given as a kid or were given? Go either

way. The meanest nickname. You have the most a very straight-up name. So it's not like you.

Pam Murphy is not a weird name. Yeah, but Pam is like spam. Um, Pam.

Mm-hmm. Cram. Yeah. Not good words. No, spam. Jam. Spam. Spam. La. Yes. Pam. Pam spreads

like jam. Awful. Chant. I wasn't that bad. When you look back on it, is it that bad?

I guess it's not that bad. So do any of those really hurt you? Not really. I didn't cry.

That should be called spam. No, I don't really care. I can't think of any nicknames that I gave to

other kids, but I older brothers and we called one of my brothers. His name was Joey and we used to

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