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improv4humans with Matt Besser

86.5 Lennon Parham, Danielle Schneider, Pamela Murphy

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2013

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

Bonus Cut: A Fancy Lady - Lennon Parham, Danielle Schneider, and Pamela Murphy are back and find themselves in the presence of a real fancy lady on this week’s bonus episode of improv4humans! Enjoy! Don’t forget to that you can now get Matt Besser’s new comedy album “Woo Pig Sooie: Comedy for Atheists” at mattbesser.com and Dragoon’s new album “This Galaxy Is But A Nursery” at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com ! Attention humans, Matt Besser is recording a stand-up album at UCB-LA on July 7th! Get your tickets at http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com /

Transcript

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0:00.0

The bonus episode featuring Lenin Paaren, Danielle Schneider and Pamela Murphy.

0:11.0

Here is your one word suggestion from Twitter.

0:15.0

Let's jump into the Twitter line.

0:18.0

Jonah Kaufman says, Tao.

0:21.0

High clique says unfashionable.

0:26.0

Tao, I have a story.

0:28.0

I was home recently.

0:31.0

My mother is a little bit OCD is the best way to describe it as.

0:39.0

They have four bedrooms in the house, but I'm not allowed to sleep in any of them.

0:48.0

They're all really well made up.

0:50.0

They have these big, gorgeous beds with all new sheets and huge duvet covers

0:56.0

and Egyptian cotton and they're gorgeous, but I'm not allowed in those beds.

1:01.0

No one has ever slept in those beds.

1:03.0

I'm allowed in this little double bed that has no fancy sheets,

1:08.0

and then a really crappy valour blanket.

1:13.0

Also, I said to my mom, it's cold.

1:17.0

Maybe I could take one of the blankets off one of the other beds,

1:21.0

because beautiful, huge blankets.

1:24.0

And she's like, oh, here, I'll solve it.

1:26.0

And so she just folded the blanket in half.

1:29.0

And then it's like, there, it doubles.

1:31.0

No, it's a double blanket.

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