Lemme Ruin Christmas *TEASER*
Binchtopia
Julia Hava & Eliza McLamb
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 17 December 2025
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Summary
This week Julia and Nick bring you a holiday horrors episode full of festive chaos! They unpack their own holiday traditions and react to cursed listener stories including a dad who got too kooky, a dramatic dog on a mission, and a girl who received heartbreaking news about her dentist. Digressions include the tooth fairy's terrible work life balance, the beautiful lives of leaf cutter ants, and Oil.
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| 0:00.0 | This one is titled Dog Hit by a Car on Christmas. Lovely. Lovely. Hey Julia and guests. Edna Mode and |
| 0:08.1 | guests. Using my work email to write to you because we are not gaffers around here. I love that. |
| 0:14.2 | We aren't. We aren't. Your work like, okay. Okay. All right. Lise it ain't a fishing email. The year was 2017. It was Christmas Day, but the sun had gone down. So I guess Christmas night, me and my sister were enjoying our gifts. When my mom opened the front door to let my family's German shepherd, lemmy, out to run and potty. Lemmy potty. Lemmy potty. Lemmy gummy. It's like the lemmy gummies. It's like the lemmy gummies. |
| 0:42.2 | It's like the lemmy gummies. Lemmy potty. I'm just chilling in the living room at this point when I hear my |
| 0:45.8 | mom holler extremely loudly. So I ran outside to see what the commotion was. My neighbor was driving |
| 0:51.9 | up our road in his super old gold sedan, and my dog jumped over our |
| 0:56.0 | picket fence and the snowbank in front of the house, around 14 feet long, by the way, to |
| 1:01.3 | jump in front of his car. |
| 1:03.0 | He wanted it bad. |
| 1:04.6 | He was like, I'm done. |
| 1:06.3 | My name is lemmy. |
| 1:07.8 | Let me kill myself. |
| 1:12.1 | Let me end my life. Let me kill myself. Let me end my life. |
| 1:13.7 | Let me kill myself. |
| 1:15.4 | Thinking about it now. |
| 1:16.5 | I think we've all been there. |
| 1:17.7 | We've all been there. |
| 1:19.0 | We've all had to jump over an embankment. |
| 1:21.5 | Thinking about it now, I'm sure it totally wasn't his fault. |
| 1:24.9 | The dog? |
| 1:25.8 | No. |
| 1:27.1 | Oh, the guy. The guy. And he was, oh, the guy. |
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