The Square Ball Podcast.

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Dan here with Chris and with Rob.

Right then, another busy week of preseason as the team heads back from Germany.

We've had Igor Paisiao has chosen Marseille, so we're all in tears, back in the market for a winger.

We're also waiting on a number nine plus plenty more. We've signed a massive goalie, though. That's quite important. Matteo Joseph wants out. Isaac Schmidt on his way back to Germany. We're back to Ellen Road at the weekend for the Villa Real friendly. Then we head off to Dublin and then it's Everton at home, not far away from that now, where issue one of our magazine is going to be on sale. Just a quick note on that, actually, what is going to be in it for issue one? What can people find as they rock up to Ellen Road on that Monday night? We're going to have Chris reflecting on his trip to Dublin and facing Milan. What happened? You can't remember. I can't remember. Such a good time. All a bit of a blur.

Going to have Wayne Gamble on our Red Bull expert with a latest update on them.

It's going to be articles on the joy and the drama of Internet Forum, ITKs, for anyone who's been following the Wacko transfer thread this summer.

It could be articles on our dystopian future in the Premier League, hoping that Gabby Goodmanson is a decent Swede, finally. And a lot more of other nonsense that we have definitely already got planned and written and aren't still to come up with. Yeah, I'm just thinking about this, Tuesday morning, it's just been announced that we've got a sleeve sponsor in the form of Parry Match, which is no surprise as it's gambling,

because they have a lot of money to throw around.

We probably don't need to get into the merits of it. However, it will be the case, probably then that the kid shirts will be completely sponsor-free because they can't have energy drinks. They're not allowed to gamble. Yeah. I mean, remember the 2016-17 ones, but they put Greenpeace on it instead? I don't know if there's anything that could put on the

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