Words Mean Stuff
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 7 September 2022
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
Titus, Bombshell, and the Hylinder talk about how Brandon is really screwin' things up like how gas prices are dropping, and the economy is actually growing, and the increases in border security. Oh, and we also discuss some small obscure things like how TRUMP HAS NUCLEAR SECRET DOCUMENTS!!!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast. |
| 0:11.1 | This episode is brought to you by UE Fits, my new favorite, Hello Fresh, and FitBod. |
| 0:15.5 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update. |
| 0:18.7 | I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update! |
| 0:24.0 | Immigration, illegals, and the poorest borders of America. |
| 0:27.3 | Lately, the brain trust that is the current Republican Party has been putting out reports |
| 0:31.3 | after report saying the border is porous. |
| 0:35.4 | They're coming across that border like Hispanic zombies. |
| 0:38.7 | America is over. |
| 0:39.7 | The Biden administration has apprehended more immigrants crossing the border than ever |
| 0:45.2 | before it's out of control. |
| 0:47.6 | People, they've seized thousands of pounds of drugs, fentanyl. |
| 0:52.0 | It's out of control, people. |
| 0:54.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:55.6 | No. |
| 0:56.6 | So today, we're going to explain what words mean, apprehend. |
| 1:00.8 | It means to catch or arrest, which means President Joe and the border patrol is stopping |
| 1:07.0 | immigrants at the border. |
| 1:08.6 | In fact, during the first 10 months of fiscal year 2022, border patrol agents along the |
| 1:13.4 | Mexican border reported more than 1.8 million apprehensions, which is a new record high that |
| 1:20.1 | will likely surpass 2 million when fiscal year 2023 starts in October. |
| 1:25.1 | Now that's according to the CBP figures, which means Biden and his administration are stopping |
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