Leading the Sleigh
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 20 December 2023
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather is here to set the record straight before we finish up the holiday season. After reminding you who really gets sh*t done around here, she’s back on the hotline to address a grandpa accidentally sending porn to the whole family, a Diet Coke-shaming stewardess, and so much more.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:10.0 | where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:17.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:25.6 | absolutely not podcast I'm your host Heather McMahon how the hell are you |
| 0:30.8 | Santa's coming to town. He's coming round the bend, putting shit in a |
| 0:38.7 | sleigh and smoking a seag. He's coming to intrude in your personal space. |
| 0:47.0 | Wrote that ditty right there. You know I saw something on the interwebs that said in the |
| 0:51.9 | winter male reindeer. on the the female reindeer are leading the way. |
| 1:06.7 | And I found that so fitting. |
| 1:09.2 | I saw it on Instagram, I said on Tik-talk, |
| 1:10.7 | there was a bunch of people |
| 1:11.3 | were running with that narrative. |
| 1:12.4 | If that narrative is scientifically backed. |
| 1:16.9 | Jeff's in the studio right now, but he didn't want to be on camera. |
| 1:19.2 | Jeff, can you do a quick Google for me? You're my producer right now. Can you do a quick Google that |
| 1:24.8 | the reindeer that actually would lead the sleigh would be women? Of course! |
| 1:30.8 | Of course it takes how many reindeer there? Six, seven, ten, whatever. It takes seven |
| 1:39.6 | broads to drag around some fat ass who then gets all the glory for giving the gifts but |
| 1:50.1 | who did all the work the The ladies. Hold on, this just in. What? |
| 1:55.0 | Who runs the Slag girls? Science says Santa's reindeer are all. |
| 2:00.0 | Okay, this just in. This just in. It has been confirmed that the reindeer who run Santa |
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