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Well, ladies and gentlemen, a very big week behind us.

The felon in chief, the president has taken it upon himself in an executive order to honor that which Congress has not declared

since World War II. That is to say war. He announced a change, which is not official,

because it can't be unless Congress says it is, from the Department of Defense to the Department of War.

It's, you know, in line with this whole kind of super macho thing that the Republican Party has been favoring over the last decade or two.

And I am in receipt of kind of private information, I guess, not yet released to the general

public, indicating they've had second thoughts already

at the White House about the renaming. I wanted to sound even tougher, it turns out, and so

they are going to be renaming the War Department this coming week as the Hulk Hogan Department.

Hello, welcome to this show. When an early autumn walks the land and chills the breeze

And touches with her hand the summer trees, Perhaps you'll understand what memories I own.

There's a dance pavilion in the rain All shut it down

A winding country lane

All russet brown

A frosty window pane

Shows me a town grown lonely.

That spring of ours that started So April

Haunted

Seemed made for just a boy

and girl

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