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Ladies and gentlemen, if you know me, and I think you do, you know that I'm not a big football fan,

but there's a football story, football related story, that has made sizable news this week.

Some TV hosts have even celebrated the fact that it has taken precious mind space away from the

felon president.

It concerns former head coach of the New England Patriots, now new head coach at the University of North Carolina.

It's not about his football experience.

It's about his life experience, specifically his new romance, apparently, with a woman who is roughly, I haven't counted the years lately, 50 years is junior.

And much talk about what, and not only 50 years his junior, but also credited with being part of his football program now

and actually attending practice and giving notes to players, not those kind of notes,

you know, corrective notes.

And so there's a lot of speculation about what this is. And I have only four words to say to

everybody about this subject. Read up on Groucho. Hell yes hell yes hello welcome to the show

hello welcome to the show Why are all our heroes so imperfect?

Why do they yours bring it down?

Why are all our heroes so imperfect?

The statue in the park has lost his crown.

We are fompton drunk and depressed.

Dorothy Parvameen, drunk and and depressed And that guy seven years into bed

Turned out to be a Nazi

Founding fathers all had slaves

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