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Ladies and gentlemen, where there really was only one big news story this week.

We'll get to that.

I promise you.

But you can imagine the reaction in the Oval Office and Invirons when all that TV time and

newspaper space was being taken up with another guy.

You can imagine the anger with which the felon in chief wrote a wonderfully enthusiastic

message, written message of greeting and congratulations to that other guy must have been seething the

entire time but he did have one idea this week and I don't know if he made the news but I

he decided that another body of water needed to be renamed.

And he telegraphed his intention to rename the Persian Gulf, the Arabian Gulf.

Because he's not friends with the Persians, and they don't exist anymore.

And he is trying to be friends with the Arabs.

So at least, you know, you can understand it.

I have inside information that given the prominence in his administration of Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., who before ascending to the cabinet, was part of an organization

called Make America Healthy Again, or Maha, that the president is going to reward Kennedy

by renaming a part of Mexico instead of Baja California,

Maha, California.

Look for that this week.

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