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Ladies and gentlemen, two big news stories this week.

One, the defenestration.

Thank you.

Of Christy Knoem.

Finally, the apparent final nail in her legislative and administrative coffin was when she testified before a Senate committee this week that a series of television commercials she had commissioned and in which she starred a couple of them on horseback

with a cowboy hat on you know that look that those commercials and that expenditure was approved

by the president of the United States.

That was in a under oath, and as I say, a Senate hearing.

The next day, the felon in chief was asked about that, and he denied that he had approved that expenditure for those commercials.

And on that basis, pressure was applied to former Homeland Security Secretary Christine Nome, and she resigned clearly because of the reputation of the felon in chief as an infallible truth teller.

His statement you can take to the bank, but the bank is closed on weekends.

And the other big story is, of course, the war on and in Iran.

As a reaction to that development, it's reported here exclusively that the Norwegian

Nobel Committee has decided to present the President of the United States with the first ever and first annual Nobel War Prize.

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Now I've been happy lately thinking about the good things to come

and I believe it could be something good had begun.

Oh I've been smiling lately dreaming dreaming about the world as one.

And I believe it could be someday it's going to come.

Because out on the edge of darkness, their eyes are peace train, or peace train.

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