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Ladies and gentlemen from the most New Orleans weekend of the year.

And news first from FIFA.

Remember them?

They run the soccer world. Football

to you Brits, but soccer,

the rest of us. The

president Gianni

Infantino, no joke,

recognized the strong reaction to the

organization's new peace prize.

You may remember it was presented to a certain felon in chief who hadn't gotten the Nobel one.

He and Fantino doubled down on the decision and the awarding of it to said felon in chief.

Infantino stated that FIFA's slogan, quote,

football unites the world, unquote, goes hand in hand with peace. He said they're thinking about whether we should do something to reward people who do something.

He insists that person is Trump saying objectively, he deserves it, unquote.

My suggestion, since Trump worked so hard and earned so much of his present renown on a certain television series on NBC,

clearly he deserves the FIFA Emmy.

Hello, welcome to the show.

The green room is smoking and the prize is burning down Throw the baby out the window, let the joy burn down

All because it's carnival time

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