Here it is!

From deep inside your audio device of choice.

AI to the rescue, smarter every day.

From work to play, it leads away.

Innovation, creation, it's here to stay.

AI makes life better.

Hip, hip, hooray. Yep, hip array better. Hip, hip, array.

Indeed.

Thanks, Ralph, the talking computer.

Ladies and gentlemen, open AI.

That's the big one.

One of the big ones.

They're all big ones.

Has ruled out running advertisements on its platforms.

At least for now.

You know, there's always later, the move would make sense, says the British Tech Journal

to register, given the fact that the AI developer is trying to restructure as an entity

that actually makes a profit.

It doesn't do that now.

It's a non-profit.

Kind of.

And nothing makes profits like filling your head with ads.

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