Welcome, everybody, to the Mormon newscast. It is October, November 24th, 2025.

Folks, we're glad you're here. That's right. Folks, we're glad you're here.

RFM is joining us from location. He'll be our correspondent for the night. We've got a lot of great stories.

I just want to say hi to you, RFM. Hi to you, Rebecca. I hope that you both are doing great. Yeah, it's all good. You should always go first because I have to unmute myself every time because there's a little buzzing that's going on with feedback from whatever in this hotel room. So you go ahead and go place, that. Yeah, I feel like you look like you're in a bunker, not a hotel room. So, but I was in a hotel room, the last two newscasts, if you remember. So I get it. Why don't you tell us how late you stayed up in Italy to be on the newscast? Well, in Italy, in order to be on the newscast, I jumped on at 2 a.m. That's how dedicated I am.

I know the entire hearing that story.

This is what behind enemy lines looks like.

Go ahead, RFM.

There's obviously a delay as well.

Yeah, it's not pretty, but somebody's got to do it.

So we're here at this hotel and Wendy just came over exclaiming, not about the Holy Bible, but she found this. Do you recognize that? Have you been away from church so long, Bill? You must be at a Marriott. Yes, we are. And I told her, and I said, well, you know Marriots are Mormons, right? I had no idea. So she, like 99% of the world plus did not know that the Marriots are Mormons. They're famous Mormons. They're famous for putting copies of the Book of Mormon. I wonder if there's anything inscribed in it. I was just going to ask you that.

You know, there's an easy way to see how old this is.

Let's see.

This is all commandment.

That's the title page.

It's the introduction that I have to look at.

Here we go, the introduction.

The Roman is a volume of holy scripture comparable to the Bible. Book is written, blah, blah, blah.

There's some place in here. I'll eventually get to it.

But I wanted everybody to know that Wendy had found the book of Mormon.

I think she's getting closer and closer to the waters of baptism.

That's my goal. This is what you call

a long con. You heard that LDS Church. Don't excommunicate him yet. He is still working on

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