What's the weirdest thing someone wanted to put in their will?

I'm a qualified solicitor.

My two favourite are a lady who wanted to create a trust fund of £100,000 for her pet fish.

When I asked if it was a special kind of fish, she confirmed it was just a normal goldfish,

but she wanted it to be fed fresh avocado every day and be looked after

by a local dog walker after she died. She was absolutely serious. There was also another lady

who confessed that she had a secret daughter and she wanted to leave said daughter some money

and photographs without the rest of her family finding out. Even her husband doesn't know. That'll be a fun

conversation when she passes away. My great-granddad has a clause in his will that stated

something along the lines of, if any of the beneficiaries decide to dispute the contents of the

descendant's estate, their share becomes one dollar and not a cent more. Seems like a pretty good way

to maintain harmony among his survivors. I have this in my will. If someone isn't happy with my

dying wish, they can politely say no and pass on it. If someone wants to be greedy, they get nothing

but a dollar minus postage and handling. My grandfather saved his kidney stone so that he could leave it to my cousin.

They never really got along.

When my grandfather passed, his will asked that I clean out his shed and I alone do it.

I found green herb seeds, old-timey film reel style adult films of undressed women, which was hilarious,

and a bunch of other unsavory paraphernalia, 50s flick knives as well. So it's a bit like

clearing his browser history for him, but cooler. A relative worked for a firm preparing wills,

and was confronted by an executor who had an edict

to scatter the deceased's ashes from a microlight aircraft. He couldn't fly one. She kindly

pointed out to him that the drafting said nothing about whether said microlight was in flight

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