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Am I the Genius?

Lawyers, How did the OPPOSING Counsel ACCIDENTLY PROVE your case?

Am I the Genius?

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🗓️ 9 September 2023

⏱️ 24 minutes

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0:00.0

Lawyers, has there ever been a time the opposing counsel accidentally proved your case for you?

0:05.4

And what happened? My favourite is a story from Gary Spence. For those of you who don't know,

0:11.4

he's a famous trial attorney. A witness on the stand was claiming that he suffered injuries to his

0:16.1

arm because of a city bus accident. Jerry asked him to demonstrate to the jury how far he can lift up his arms after the accident.

0:23.9

The witness makes a feeble effort of lifting his arm. Then Jerry asks the witness to demonstrate to the jury how far he could lift his arm up before the accident.

0:32.7

He lifts his arm much higher. The jury laughs. The case is over.

0:40.4

Domestic Violence Case Where the Hus beat the wife senseless. Landlord tried to evict wife for breach of lease due to the beating. Landlord

0:46.0

claimed wife violated lease terms by allowing police to be called to property and causing a disruption.

0:52.6

My argument was that as a domestic violence victim, wife is

0:55.4

covered under the V-A-W-A, and the property is H-U-D subsidized. Also, MD law offers domestic

1:02.6

violence protections, too. Landlords' Council, during his opening, talks about how my client was

1:07.7

beaten, and the police were called, and an ambulance, etc. I just stood

1:12.1

there looking at him. When he finished, Judge asked if I had anything to say. My response,

1:17.3

No, Your Honor, I believe opposing counsel has said everything that needs to be said. The judge

1:22.0

smiled and ruled in my client's favour. Landlord can't evict a domestic violence victim.

1:29.7

My family did foster care for a few years, and we fell in love with the last girl we took in, now my younger sister. She was required to

1:35.2

keep in regular touch with her emotionally and physically abusive birth mom, the intention being for

1:40.2

them to eventually reunite. This woman was a horror. Every single time they interacted,

1:45.5

she'd spend the duration painstakingly shredding my sister's self-confidence. My parents worked hard

1:51.2

to establish a strong rapport and supportive environment, and she blossomed under their care.

1:56.6

She's one of the most resilient people I know. When the state tried to return her to her mom, she didn't want to go, so my parents sued,

2:04.3

I think, don't really know all the legal details for guardianship.

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