Law Cucaracha

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Renee brings the case against her boyfriend Patrick. She thinks Patrick is too intense about insect prevention in their house. But Patrick thinks Renee doesn't take it seriously enough. Who's right? Who's wrong? With Summertime Funtime Guest Bailiff Monte Belmonte! Thank you to Matthew Tolzmann for naming this week's case! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.8	I'm your summertime fun time guest bailiff, Monty Belmonte from 939 the River W R S I radio
0:10.2	in North Hampton, Massachusetts.
0:12.5	This week, law, Cookoracha, Renee brings the case against your boyfriend, Patrick.
0:18.2	Patrick has been bugging Renee.
0:21.2	She thinks her man is too intense about his uproach to insect prevention in their house
0:28.4	and has used termite to ask the judge to let her be.
0:34.9	But her fly boyfriend, Patrick, has spied her not being serious enough about the insects
0:40.4	and would larva more serious commitment to help make the insects flee.
0:46.0	Uzepest control idea is the lesser of two weevils.
0:50.1	And how long will it be till these insect plums are over, only one man can decide.
0:56.8	These rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
1:00.6	reference.
1:01.6	No, I quit.
1:03.0	Sorry.
1:04.0	That's it.
1:05.0	This is the last episode.
1:08.2	Monty Belmonte broke me.
1:09.7	It is puns is insect funds.
1:12.6	Joel Mann.
1:13.6	Yes, Judge.
1:14.6	Can you call me a cab?
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