Laurie. Popsicle. (#229)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, finding the eyeliner, cheekbones I've always wanted, and page 6 Zoom hecklers...

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.
0:04.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:08.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:10.0	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:14.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show.
0:17.0	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:20.0	Dude is right. This is going to be Lori show.
0:21.5	Dude.
0:24.1	Dude is right.
0:26.1	This is going to be a shit show today.
0:29.7	My mom is having, she might have a UTI.
0:30.7	We're not sure.
0:31.9	She's in extreme pain.
0:37.0	There's been lots of moaning and wailing, which I have no empathy for. I'm like, oh, like I try to put on a nice...
0:41.3	What?
0:42.3	Yes.
0:43.3	Is there any gnashing of teeth?
0:44.3	Let there be gnashing of teeth.
0:45.3	Sure, that's next.
0:47.3	But I can't imagine working in a nursing home and just hearing that from every fucking room all the time.
0:53.3	It would drive me insane
0:54.8	i would absolutely strangle an old person those people are angels those people just because laura house
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