Lauren Ashley Smith

Couples Therapy

Naomi and Andy

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

We've hung out and talked to Lauren at a bunch of parties over the last few years, but having her on the pod gave us a chance to really get the tea on her romantic and therapeutic life! Of course you know Lauren Ashley Smith from being a multiple Emmy nominated head writer of a show we won't mention cuz we're ON STRIKE! Or maybe you know her from the Smith Sisters Live, the SiriusXM show she hosts with her sisters on Radio Andy? Well, either way, we dig into the story of how she met her wife, we talk about her therapeutic journey, being raised in a religious family, sibling relationships and so much more! PLUS, obvi, we answer YOUR advice questions! If you'd like to ask your own advice questions, call 323-524-7839 and leave a VM or just DM us on IG or Twitter!

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0:00.0	Open your hearts, loosen your butts, it's time for couples therapy.
0:30.0	Hello everyone and welcome to Couples Therapy. My name is Naomi. My name is Andy. We're a real
0:40.3	life couple. We have a couple of comedians. In all couples therapy, we answer a couple of
0:44.6	different questions from a couple. David, listen to that. Just moments ago. In fact, the
0:49.8	reason we're recording this intro at the moment we're recording this is so that we make
0:55.8	it look to our dear son, Squee, that we have moved on to greener pastures. We're not interested.
1:03.8	We tried to medicate him and what happened was Naomi grabbed him. It's a liquid
1:09.4	medicate. You squirt it right into his mouth. But you have to burrito him into a blanket first
1:14.8	so that he can't call you. Yeah. This is a thing. So I pick him up and he's already like,
1:20.6	ah, what's happened is something's amiss. Then he sees the syringe and Andy's hand. And he's
1:25.6	like, oh, no, thank you. This cat has, you know, Squee's going through it, but you know,
1:31.5	what we have high hopes for our son. But the point is, honey, Squee is slender. He is live. He is
1:39.4	twisting. He's like, Michael, be a Jordan and Creed. He was not slender in life. He was literally
1:45.9	buff and jacked and hitting people. Squee is more, Squee is giving us ballerina. Okay. He is
1:53.4	twisting. No matter how you tie him up in the blanket, he manages to get one long leg out.
1:59.8	It immediately uses that to scale the couch. Okay. That's where we're trying to do this. Point
2:05.1	being, honey, he twisted around. He got me in my boob with his claw. All right. Got me in my neck
2:12.1	because he was climbing up here. Yes. You'll touch my wife's breasts. Absolutely. And then he did,
2:19.4	and then he managed to jump up again, scale the couch, jump to the ground that I'm like, okay,
2:25.1	I'm going to go around one side, Andy, you go around the other side because he coming your way.
2:28.6	Squee come over, Andy way. Cut to Andy, run it after Squee down the hallway, squee going directly
2:35.3	into the bedroom and under the bed from where he cannot be retrieved. You, of course,
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