I'm David Ferrier in New Zealand are accidentally marooned in America, and I want to figure out what makes this country tick.

Now a big part of being a human being is trying to stay clean, washing our bodies and the things we put on them.

Clothes.

And as I've wandered around the United States, I've noticed that many Americans love washing

their clothes at a laundromat. I raised this with Monica previously, putting forward my theory

that laundromats are as American as apple pie. She violently disagreed.

Laundromats. Laundromats. No, no, no. Londromats are not American.

Today, I'm here in an attempt to prove Monica's thesis wrong. Londromats are American.

I propose that Londromats are American. I propose that laundromats are as American as flying the American flag or eating a juicy cheeseburger.

After all, there are over 30,000 laundromats in the US, employing 39,000 people, making $5 billion in revenue each year.

So, grab your disgusting smelly clothes and a handful of quarters, because this is the Laundromance

episode.

Flightless, Flightless, Fightless bird touchdown in America.

I'm a flyless bird touchdown in America.

I'm a flyless bird touchdown in America. David David David David

David David

I thought it was time for some controversy for butting heads it's been too calm for too long.

Well, you picked the right topic because I stand by my original thesis.

Yeah, and I'm curious about this and I want to sort of investigate it together but first I was curious how often you wash your clothes

because I think I wash mine more than some people do like I will almost wear something once like a

t-shirt once and then I'll put it in the washing basket to be washed if there's any

danger of smell right then it's going in the wash. But some people wear t-shirts for days, or

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