Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now here's Armstrong and Getty.

Live from Studio C.

C, Signore.

It is a dimly lit room deep deep with them the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty Communications

Compound, and Hey, on Little Wednesday, we're under the tutelage of our general manager.

Climate change.

You forget to pick up the bread at the grocery store, climate change.

There's rain, climate change.

It's dry climate change.

You screw up the Penske account it works.

Sorry, boss, climate change.

I went to the doctor.

I said, it hurts when I do this.

He said, you know what it is?

Climate change.

So why is that to the general manager?

It is absolutely hilariously clear now, to anybody with any sense, that climate change is the all-purpose, vague, fuzzy goal that gets you elected, then... Well, when I become president or governor, I'm going to fight climate change.

Yay! See, all the softheads. And then, once you're in office,, I'm going to fight climate change. Yay, see all the soft heads.

And then once you're in office, it's the all-purpose excuse.

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