Hello, it's ladies and noise.

It's the radio segment that's helped two companies come together for one incredible new product, Red Bull and Peptobismal, for something called Turbo Tummy.

An energy drink that helps you stay up all night to get out the squirts.

Oh, gross, Jeff.

Guys, that would actually work.

People would buy this.

I think it would be an endless cycle of needing more.

That's why it's such a great idea.

Get your 24 pack of turbo tummy at a Walmart near you.

Thanks to...

Shaking with caffeine on the toilet.

That's the good feeling of laser stories.

This segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

except we've got a laser.

Those other bowel blasters just don't.

This first laser story is out of the prize parlor.

Does everybody here remember the publisher's clearinghouse commercials?

Oh my gosh.

Those ones where the people would show up on someone's random porch with a TV camera, balloons, and a big old check.

I remember getting the mailers that, like, you would fill out in order to win.

Oh, I'll pop that.

I was waiting outside the days of the thing.

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