It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning and the number one question that we get asked on our social media.

Yeah.

Aside from, why is Brooke wearing those pants? Did she lose a bet?

These are cute. You can't even see them in the video.

It's fine. The number one thing listeners always want to know is how can I date Alexis.

Yes.

Oh yes.

We get that all the time.

Well, if you're not a Portuguese soccer player or a Spanish high lie announcer or the runner-up jockey from the Kentucky Derby, it's not going to be easy for you.

I take runner-ups.

That's nice.

That is very generous.

Tiny little men.

You're probably going to have to find her somewhere else, either using your connections or locating her somewhere in the depths of Hinge. And coming onto my stream and asking to get her number is not going to work, guys. No. Happens a lot. Really, I give her number out all the time. You guys aren't? You're more likely to find her on Hinge, the dating app known for winners just like her.

Yeah.

Just one problem, she doesn't really ever open it.

In fact, it's been months since she's even checked it until now. Because we thought wouldn't it be fun to have Alexis

open up her inbox and read some of the

best messages that she's

received from random dudes.

And Alexis, when

you read these, I would love it if you could just

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