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Sure, the two dimples on your face are cute, but why not get a half dozen more on there?

Upgrade your cuteness to 12 face dimples during laser stories.

Smiley is like a wimper wall. Segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else. to 12 face dimples during laser stories.

The segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

except we've got a laser.

Those other dimps just don't.

This first laser story is out of Louisiana.

Cops recently showed up to a middle school in Baton Rouge to do a random drug sweep.

Oh, yeah.

They'd heard rumblings that some eighth graders might be involved in things they shouldn't be. Oh, man. Dude, the vaping is real in middle school right now. Don't do it. It's so gross. I don't think that's quite what they were looking for. Oh. Police went through the hallways and brought a canine unit with them. copsops went inside one math class, and they took the dog up and down the aisle, sniffing all the kids' backpacks with no results. Well, that's good. That's actually suspicious in itself. Wait a minute. None of you kids are doing drugs. Everyone's under arrest. I thought you guys were cool. Yeah. But for some reason, the German Shepherd went nuts when it got to the teacher's desk.

Oh.

Hey, listen, a little self-medication for teachers is needed.

Especially if you're a middle school teacher. I'm going to remember that you said that because the pooch zeroed in on a bag belonging to 47-year-old math teacher Virginia Summers.

Oh, no.

They searched it in front of the entire class and wouldn't you know, the dog found the teacher's cocaine.

Oh, no.

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