Hello, it's ladies and toys.

It's the radio segment that's teamed up with our own Brooke Fox to launch a brand new charity called Break a Wish.

What?

No.

Where children in need make a request and then Brooke personally visits them to say, no, that's not going to happen for you.

That is so terrible.

I would never be the no person.

Well, she will pose in a picture with them, though, after they signed the NDA.

As a prime.

It's laser stories, the segment where we read, weird news stories around the globe,

just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other dream dashers just don't.

That is a catchy name.

This is your idea.

I don't know why you're hating on it.

This first laser story is out of North Carolina.

Last month, 49-year-old Gary Sholar was about to go into a Longhorn Steakhouse when he had the idea to bring his dog in with him.

Oh, cute.

And by his dog, I don't mean a service animal or a longtime companion.

This dog was a mutt that Gary found wandering outside in the steakhouse parking lot.

Oh, no.

I like it even more.

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