It's the radio segment that's making yoga more Italian.

By adding spaghetti to your workout.

Stretch your noodle, find your sauce, and achieve your inner al dente.

With laser stories.

Aalzente.

A segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does,

except we've got a laser.

Those other fetterweens just don't. I thought you're going to go with Nama pasta.

Hey, that's good.

This first laser story is out of France.

59-year-old Lauren van Wassenhoven was hired in 1993 by a French telecom company as a human

resource specialist.

Gosh, sounds like a boring job, but people need to do it.

Yeah.

Good for you.

Well, due to some health issues, though, she was instead offered a secretarial position,

and her employer adapted her workplace to suit her needs.

Oh, that's awesome.

I can hear stuff like that.

Yeah, for sure.

That was until 2002 when the company got purchased and new managers put her on standby,

meaning they paid her still full salary but didn't give her any actual work.

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