It's the radio segment that teamed up with the makers of fire fest to create a brand new music experience called Cruisecella.

A three-day floating music festival aboard the same Royal Caribbean boat that had the norovirus outbreak in 2023

where nobody got off. That's right.

But it's not haunted virus.

No. So book your luxury

suites now with laser stories.

The 70 remember we read, weird news stories around

the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser.

Those other float goats just don't.

This first laser story is out of Grand Rapids, Michigan.

79-year-old Suzanne Wiggins took a phone call on her landline, and a man on the other end

was frantic.

Uh-oh.

He told Suzanne that her social security number was tied to terrorism.

Oh, no.

And she needed to turn all her savings into gold immediately so that law enforcement could

track down the criminals.

I want to laugh because that's so silly, but these work all the time.

Terrorists are just so insensitive nowadays.

They're all over the place.

Please don't call my husband next, you guys.

Oh, I keep forgetting.

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