Laser Stories (5/29/26)
Brooke and Jeffrey
iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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Summary
Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? Not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, it's nice and toys. |
| 0:05.4 | It's the radio segment that's introducing a cool new product mashup to make your whole house smell fantastic. |
| 0:11.7 | It's called the Cinebroom, combining Cinebon with a Swiffer wet jet to leave gobs of sweet frosting all over your floors. |
| 0:21.5 | And then you lick it clean. |
| 0:23.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:24.5 | I get it. |
| 0:25.9 | Sparkling clean and smelling delicious. |
| 0:28.7 | You are welcome for laser stories. |
| 0:31.3 | The second where we read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, |
| 0:34.5 | except we've got a laser. |
| 0:36.0 | Those other glaze bays just don't. |
| 0:38.0 | This first laser story is out of Florida. |
| 0:41.3 | A 33-year-old man named Clayton Warren broke into the collectible store the other night. |
| 0:46.2 | Come on, Clayton. |
| 0:47.6 | And he wasn't subtle about it. |
| 0:49.2 | He wasn't. |
| 0:49.9 | I say that because he was caught on surveillance video using a chainsaw. |
| 0:53.8 | I see one of those sneaky tools that burglars often use. |
| 0:58.6 | He initially tried to break the window with a rock, but that didn't work. |
| 1:03.2 | Where did he get the chainsaw from? |
| 1:04.9 | He went and grabbed it from inside his trunk, of course. |
| 1:08.0 | I see. |
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