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Brooke and Jeffrey

Ashton's Family Meeting

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.72K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Ashton's moved back home with his parents, so we sent an audio recorder with him to document the FIRST FAMILY MEETING! 

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0:00.0

It's time for our brand new segment on the show.

0:03.0

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

0:04.3

I am like stupid excited.

0:05.6

I mean, it's like you too excited.

0:07.9

It could be a one in Dunner.

0:09.1

I don't care.

0:10.3

But let's hit the theme song for our technical director, Ashton's journey moving back home with his parents.

0:16.9

Well, Ashton's back.

0:18.8

A grown man, you see.

0:20.6

He's back with his family.

0:23.8

With flaming red hair and a mighty light frame.

0:28.0

What a shame!

0:31.4

He's broken, he's home with a grin on his face.

0:35.4

He's Ashton, the man. Yeah's Ashton, the man

0:38.2

Yeah, Ashton, the man

0:42.0

That's right, he's back home

0:47.1

Ashton, you've been there for about a week now

0:50.5

So scale one to ten, how much are you loving it? I would give it about a five. A five. Oh no, bro. First week is going to be the best week. I don't know. That's kind of made. That makes sense. There's definitely some positives and negatives that I'm sure he's balancing, right, Ashton? Yeah. A positive would be just having more food in the house. Oh, that's nice. You know what you've bulked up. Yes, true. You don't have to lie. Thank you. Okay. What about negatives? The negative is just maybe just losing all of my privacy and independence and manhood. But more food. More food. You weren't using your manhood very much before anyway. I'm going sharing the shower with your aunt's going.

1:28.7

Well, we really do appreciate you doing this, Ashton.

1:31.4

It's kind of a social experiment of sorts that we're trying here.

1:35.5

Everybody in the family agreed, along with your parents, to record your very first family meeting at the dinner table.

1:43.1

Because it's been years since you lived with them,

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