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So now celibacy seems like it's your choice.

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It's all thanks to laser stories.

It's seven of where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does,

except we've got a laser.

Those other tuna tongers just don't.

This first laser story is out of Florida.

All right. The other night, a 37-year-old woman named Kayla Burris was inside her home with her

sleeping baby when she heard a loud noise on her screen porch that was steadily getting louder.

Uh-oh.

That's not good.

And her mind raised to the worst possible situation that there were intruders trying to break into a sliding glass door but she wasn't sure so

before calling 911 she ran over to the window and looked outside and could not believe what she

saw right there on her lanai were two large alligators just going at it wait wait oh

oh they were very happy alligators i don't even know what that going at it. Wait. Oh. Going at it like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, they were very happy alligators. I don't even know what that looks like. One of the beasts had shredded their way through the mesh of her screen, and the other was seen biting the other one's tail. Oh, they're into that stuff. Seductively. So similar to humans. Yeah. interviewed by local news.

Kayla said it was unlike any mating ritual she'd ever seen before.

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