Battle of the Tinder Dates (5/13/26)

Brooke and Jeffrey

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Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Tinder is fun, but the dates don’t always work out and can sometimes be really… really bad. Two of our listeners battle HEAD-to-HEAD to see who has the most tragic dating life in our segment, Battle of the Tinder Dates!

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0:00.0	Two hopeless daters. One dating app that dares you to swipe right. The question is whose love life is more tragic. It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.
0:09.0	It's the dating game show that spices up his naughty texts by asking his mother what he should write.
0:15.1	Oh, no. Battle of the Tinder dates where two of our listeners go head to head to find out whose dating life is the most tragic.
0:22.1	Yeah.
0:22.7	We'll explain the rules in just a second, but first let's meet today's contestants in this corner.
0:27.8	He likes his makeout sessions to be as dry as a desert.
0:32.0	Yuck!
0:32.4	That's how he got the nickname Tumbleweed, Reed.
0:35.9	I have to take a sip of a while.
0:37.9	The terrible
0:38.7	Tinder date camp is here, fellas.
0:41.5	Oh, he's coming in confidence.
0:43.5	He crowned himself the champ already.
0:45.3	I don't know. I feel dusty just even talking
0:47.3	to him. And in the other corner,
0:49.4	he embraced the dark side and is
0:51.3	always down to Netflix and clone.
0:54.0	That's why the ladies call him Storm Trooper Cooper.
0:57.6	Hey!
0:58.4	All right, our contestants are ready and here's how the game works.
1:04.4	One will start by telling one of their worst date stories.
1:06.6	The other will try and counter with a nightmare story of their own.
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