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Brooke and Jeffrey

Laser Stories (4/30/25)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.71.9K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s Laser Stories!

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0:00.0

It's the radio segment that's getting into the robotics game

0:08.3

by creating a brand new product called Rumba Bade.

0:12.5

Wait a minute, room a day.

0:13.5

Just squat down over your little vacuum friend, and you don't even need privacy.

0:19.2

Oh my God, no.

0:20.9

It's wonderful.

0:21.7

Now your floors aren't the only thing sparkling clean.

0:25.3

Thanks to laser stories.

0:26.6

Are you walking with it?

0:27.9

That's the lowest.

0:28.8

I mean, you're finally hoping it's stuck in a corner.

0:32.0

It's a segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, like everyone else does except we've got a laser

0:37.5

those other splash fascists just don't this first laser story is out of colorado a man named

0:45.4

lucas brown was serving time in jail a 90-day sentence and in the corrections facility they have a

0:51.7

program for the inmates where they can help out in the kitchen. That's cool.

0:55.0

Oh, nice.

0:56.0

They put the knives away, though. Don't work.

0:58.0

That makes sense. Or they probably tie him down.

0:59.0

Anyway, the other night Lucas was in there helping when he left to take out the trash and

1:03.7

then just ran off.

1:06.0

Okay.

1:07.0

Okay.

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